15 months July 3, 2009
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Fifteen months of BJJ today.
I’ve been playing around with my blog, as usual. The Blogroll page is updated. I updated the blog bundle; right-click the the OPML file link and click a “save” option to download it as an XML file. 119 blogs!
I also added a Women Resources page to hold links for blogs, interviews, etc. by and for women.
(Amusingly enough, I am currently listening to “Frontline” by Pillar as I publish this one, too.)
Pop, bang, boom, pow June 29, 2009
Posted by leslie in Training Log.Tags: gi, guard, pass, triangle
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That is not a warmup roll. That is a you-killed-my-father-prepare-to-die roll, without the accent, the sword, or Andre the Giant or anything even remotely amusing.
Small class. Muscle sharks, me, Nick, and Justin. Rolling to warm up. I get “the MMA guy.” Lovely. Did alright moving around for the first half of the round, but then he slung me around and passed to side control and stayed there. He kept trying to rip an arm out, though I think I was keeping track of them decently. Elbowed and kneed a few times.
Then another spazzy guy. He wanted to stay in my guard and fling me to one side. Actually had the setup and went for Paul’s armbar from Karate College. He stood up with me and slammed me down. Not far, but far enough. Thanks, that was just what I needed. Really it was. And later he started pulling on one ankle. He knows no leg attacks, and I know this. I moved in to him, to get my own weight over my leg; he tried to side kick me. Pfft. Wake me up when you start doing some jiu-jitsu.
Although, with both rounds, I was slightly amused that they were huffing and puffing and squeezing and all that racket, and I was barely breaking a sweat and hardly breathing hard. (Which, you could almost argue, is exactly how a warmup round should be — except in most warmup rounds, I don’t think that my parnter is trying to hurt me. These both were.) Was not at all amused by the slamming and all that.
[Edit: I just got out of the shower, and I have finger-sized bruises up and down both arms and around my ankles. Am not a happy camper.]
Drilling was the double-under pass, and then a counter that ended with a triangle. Justin said we’re going to start having a “Move of the Week” that we work around each week so we get lots of reps. I like that idea a lot.
Grabbed Guillaume to drill. On the triangle, you’re supposed to push off their hip and pivot… except my leg fully straight reached from his hip to his shoulder. Was no push. Funny, though — Nick said he usually can’t get his leg on their hip to push, either, except his is because his legs are so long and he can’t scrunch in enough.
Rolling with Guillaume next. He is rapidly leaving his days of rolling slowly and not trying to muscle everything and is heading down toward the dark side. Was held down and squeezed for most of the round. Did have one sweep, from guard to side control, but was again held down and squeezed. Passed to mount; he tried to roll me, but I let go and slid on top when he turned on his side. Wanted the choke from up there, but his hands were in the way. Knew I could get the armbar with a little work, so looked for something else. Thought I saw a head and arm choke, so went for it. He tapped eventually, and I asked what that was doing; he said nothing, just squeezing, though he’d exhausted his options for escape and so had just tapped. Rats. Back to side control later, and tried the front anaconda choke that Renzo showed. Hard to do when someone’s flailing their arms around. Meh.
Grabbed Nick for the last one. (As in, walked to the other side of the mat, grabbed his jacket, and pulled him down. Wanted at least one decent roll.) We played. We both do lots of “hey, that’s my lapel — you can’t choke me with that” or “hey, that my leg — give it back.” I was trying for the choke from Karate College that he always tries on me, but I couldn’t get on top. I showed it to him afterward, and then we played with a few of the other techniques that Renzo taught.
Da Funk
On Thursday last week, when I was sitting around with myself (while Jerry miraculously got the few guys who showed up [they of the ram-headbutt-rolling style] to actually drill the entire time!, which even Tim can’t get them to do), I noticed that my rash guard stunk to high heaven. It was bad. So I got home and started sniffing the rest of my clothes. All the rash guard-type clothes — that is, anything polyester and/or spandex — absolutely reeked.
So I spent Friday morning looking up what to do about smelly workout clothes. Finally found a few answers online and tried them out. First one said to use about 1 cup of vinegar in the wash. I tried that, and it didn’t work. Then I found another that said to use the vinegar in hot water. Drat, had used cold. So washed everything again, only I’d run out of laundry detergent and had to open a new bottle. The new one also included baking soda, which I’d seen somewhere else (and which was going to be Option #3). My clothes did come out smelling good, though — but now I don’t know if it was the vinegar, the baking soda, or the combination thereof.
Made my day moment: Someone I knew years ago from TKD found me on Facebook. We were online at the same time, so we started chatting. When I told him I’d started BJJ — grappling — he said:
Yeah, I figured you for a grappler, actually.
You’ve got that sink your teeth in mentality.
You’re not the type to stand back and go for long range attacks.
Made me cry moment: Facebook always suggests that I add Max as a friend. I started Facebook that day, to find everyone and make sure they were all okay because the phones were overloaded. Today, I read her wall.
Tag, you’re it June 28, 2009
Posted by leslie in Ramblings.add a comment
Eh, I’ve never been tagged before… so we’ll see how this goes…
What is your current obsession? BJJ. That’s why I’m here…
What is your weirdest obsession? I have to quote grappledunk because I couldn’t say it any better: “I voluntarily…no, I happily roll around on sweaty wrestling mats with sweaty, smelly dudes and sweaty not so smelly ladies who are trying to rip my arm off while I try to return the favor.” Except for other BJJ people, everyone I know thinks I’m crazy.
What is the weirdest sub-obsession of the weird obsession you just described? I love seeing my arms pumped up and veiney.
Coffee or tea? Coffee. And more coffee. Did I mention coffee?
What was the last really exiting thing you bought and the next exciting thing you plan to buy? My Atama’s women’s gi. Serious love. Wasn’t so thrilled before getting it since it does have pink, but now it’s my favorite gi to wear. I often buy things on impulse, though, so I don’t have anything on a plan right now. (Well, a house, I hope, in the not-too-distant future…)
What are you listening to right now? Pillar, Toby Mac, Thousand Foot Krutch, and Christafari.
What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla. (Just please remind me next time that I’m semi-lactose-intolerant. I always forget and don’t take my pills…)
What do you think of the person(s) who tagged you? I’ve never actually met her, but grappledunk may be crazier than me. Not only does she happily roll around with people who want to tear her limbs off, she also purposely gets in water deeper than a bathtub and swims long distances in it.
Which language do you want to learn? Besides all of them, Greek and Japanese.
What is your favorite color? Judging from my wardrobe, it’s probably blue. Though purple has been coming on strong recently. (I just realized, those are the next two BJJ colors. *snort* But the colors were there before BJJ.)
What is your least favorite color? Pink. Though I seem to be wearing more of it lately — on my gi, my mouthpiece, and my toenails.
What is your favorite piece of clothing in your own wardrobe? I seriously had to go look… A blue tank top I got last summer — it shows off my guns
What is your worst habit? Procrastination, though the long and frequent posts here appear to indicate otherwise. I should, in fact, always be doing something else (usually sleeping, but also cleaning, cooking, finally getting around to watching Lost, or, occasionally, working!) when I’m writing posts.
If you had $1,000 now, what would you spend it on? A netbook and a desktop PC — my laptop is reaching the end of the line, I think.
Describe your personal style. Whatever’s clean. Which is generally slacks, flat shoes, and button-up shirts. Or a gi or shorts.
What is your favorite fruit? Whatever’s ripe and within reach. (Are coconuts fruits? I hate coconuts. I’ll eat anything else, though. But coconut = gag.)
What inspires you? Underdogs who pull it off anyway. And beautiful paintings — they always make me want to go off and write a story that fits the setting.
Do you collect something? Cool pens and other office supplies. I used to collect stamps and coins, and I still have those stashed away somewhere.
What are you most proud of? I can do 5 chin-ups & 1 pull-up and can flip the 200-lb+ tire & swing the sledgehammer with the guys. My latest non-BJJ proud moment was last week at work: both the managers were out, and I handled a couple of major issues from one of our biggest clients on my own and also came up with a solution to one of their problems that my supervisor later called “brilliant.”
Cats or dogs? Both, though I’m allergic to kitties.
What’s your biggest fashion mistake? I used to think I was size M/L when I was in fact a Small. (Not as small as now, but still definitely not a medium.) I wore clothes that were too big for me for over 10 years.
More Renzo June 27, 2009
Posted by leslie in Seminars.Tags: choke, Paul Creighton, Renzo Gracie, takedowns
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Can never have enough Renzo. I went back today for his 3rd seminar. Nick and Clifton showed up to watch and meet Renzo and Paul.
First, a takedown with two different lead-ins. One, they’re behind you and have wrapped both hands around your waist (they’re trying to do what we worked Wednesday). Two, they’re behind you and trying to RNC you from standing. Both of your hands grab on one of their arms (in the RNC variation, grab the arm around your throat); shoot your hips forward. Step one leg through, around, and back (opposite leg from the side you’ve grabbed on). Then drop to the front knee, put the same-side hand down if you need to, too, and then roll over that shoulder. You land in side control.
Second, the papercutter (I think) choke when someone tries to take you down with a single leg. They shoot in with their head on the outside. Slide the hand that’s on the side their head goes to under their chin and cup it; use that hand to drive their head into the center of your stomach. Now slide the other hand behind the first hand. Pinch your elbows in. Now rotate your wrists toward you (so the tops of your hands are turning up toward the ceiling) to finish.
Third, a roll from top half-guard to a toe hold/ankle lock finish. When you’re in top half guard, they have their legs wrapped around one of yours, the one that’s further away from their head. Take that leg and rotate it under your body, toward their head, and then sit down heavy on it, trapping their bottom leg. Now rotate your upper body around and toward their feet and roll over your shoulder to the other side of their body. You want them to go almost-but-not-quite to their stomach. Both of your knees should be controlling their top leg. On their other leg, grab their toes on the little toe side with your top hand; get a kimura-type grip with the other hand. Turn their toes back toward their head.
Also, if they try to return the favor and toe-hold you in return, use your other leg as a brace to help keep your foot straight.
Fourth, an anaconda choke from side control. From top side control, reach under his head and bring your hand up at a 90-degree angle with your top hand. Use your face to push his face back toward your shoulder. Reach as far toward the far side of his head as you can with the other elbow, and then slide that hand around your upright fingers and toward your other armpit (the one his face is smashed toward). Once the arm is in as deep as it can go, make a fist with the inside hand and grab the opposite bicep with the hand that’s at 90 degrees. Squeeze. (I don’t think I described that very well at all… It looked very much like a front/side RNC.)
Renzo told us during this technique that he’d used this on a guy in a fight — I forget which one he said — and the guy tapped, so Renzo let go. And then the guy kept fighting. So Renzo kept fighting back. Said he made the guy tap 3 times before they finally said Renzo had won.
Worked again with one of Bob’s guys, Seth. After the seminar, Nick and Clifton came over to meet Renzo and Paul and get pictures with them.
Then Renzo and Paul went to teach the kids. I was going to leave, but somehow got dragged along with them. Glad I went; it was fun. I wish I’d taken my camera, though. Renzo and Paul were both great with the kids. Renzo showed the kids the far-side kimura, the spinning armbar from mount, and a side headlock escape, and then a double-leg takedown. He was playing with the kids while showing them how to do them, letting them work on him. Then he set up an extra padded mat and let them do the takedown on Paul, on him, and on Seth. The kids thought that was absolutely great. Then he set Paul and Seth up as grappling dummies and put the kids in a line and let them do the earlier techniques on them. Finally, he had kids go out one at a time against either Paul or Seth to do the takedown, to pass the guard, and to do one of the finishes; Paul and Seth played back a little to make it more fun.
Toward the end, this one little kid came in. He’d been out in the hallway watching through the window but hadn’t come in. His dad got Renzo’s attention and whispered (right in front of me) that the kid was shy. Renzo picked the kid up and carried him out to the middle of the mat, talking to him and trying to get the kid to smile. Renzo laid down on his back and started juggling the kid above him with his feet. (Oh for a camera!) The kid finally smiled a little. Then when Renzo set him down, he told him to go after Paul to do the takedown and to finish. And that little kid suddenly became a mat monster! Great double-leg takedown. Paul played a little defense, but the kid passed his guard, got a good side control, slide to mount, and did the spinning armbar quite nicely. Those of us on the sideline were laughing so hard — shy little kid’s got some mat skills!
Tried to leave again, but they were going for dinner and a few games of pool (Renzo loves pool, and he’s good, too) and insisted I come along. Not that I needed much urging… We went to a nearby bar so Renzo and Seth could play pool. After dinner, they headed off to shower and change for the closing ceremonies for Karate College; I finally headed home.
No class June 25, 2009
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Class was cancelled tonight, though I didn’t find out until I’d gotten back home. Meh.
Also, I am a terrible texter.






