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MMA in the morning August 7, 2009

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Slept in this morning, rolled out of bed, grabbed a gi, and went over to watch the guys spar before class.

Only, most of the guys weren’t there. They were one man short. So I had to get some gloves and get in for 2 3-minute rounds. Against a guy more than a foot taller than me, and nearly 100 lbs heavier. Yeah, that did not go so well for me.

MMA first thing in the morning will wake you up real fast, though.

And since it was MMA rounds, he could take me down, bellyflop on my ribs, and punch me in the face until Tim stood us back up. Did get to guard a few times, though I could not reach him to break his posture or punch him, while he could hit me at will. Every takedown was a pretty good slam, too, and all right on the same spot in my lower back. Much. Pain.

The funny thing about that is I had run in to one of my friends from TKD earlier in the week. He’d asked if I could come help with sparring at testing, since they have 3 testing for conditional black belt. I said no, that I hadn’t sparred in a while so it wouldn’t be pretty. And then here I go and spar this weekend anyway. *headshake*

Class was open mat after that. I rolled with Will for a good while, probably 30 minutes. Nice and slow, technique round. Got a lot of work on trying to pass his open guard; only made it around a few times when he let me, and then he was working on getting back to guard so I didn’t stay in long. He did a sweep at one point that dumped me on the same spot I’d been slammed during the MMA rounds. Ouchness. Paused to let me recover my wits, and then we continued.


At work all week, our printer hasn’t been working. We tried turning off the power — there are 2 power buttons, for some reason — and turning it back on. We tried everything else we could think of. Nada.

So a repairman from the printer company came yesterday to check it out. He flipped the secret power switch (3rd) on the bottom side corner, et voila!, it works.

Collective *facepalm*.

Seriously, though, 3 power switches for one printer? We asked him if there was a super secret power switch we needed to know about for next time. But he said that if there were, even he didn’t know about it.

Karate College ‘09 June 26, 2009

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The guys first decided we would leave this morning (Friday), then decided today to leave Saturday morning instead. So, after talking to them this morning, I headed over to Karate College to see if I could get in for a little bit.

They’d moved Paul Creighton around a bit, so he only did 1 session last night (instead of both of his, like last year) and 1 this morning… which was finishing up right as I got there. I did get to watch the last technique and worked in a little bit with Bob Gracie’s guys.

Armbar from guard. Slide one hand up between theirs and control their head. Other hand controls same-side elbow. Pivot just a little. Open your guard and ride a high guard, far leg coming over their shoulder. Drop the hand from behind their head to control their wrist; shift the other hand up to the near side of their face. A little push with your hand, and bring the leg from their shoulder over their face. Raise hips to finish.

Then Paul, Bob, and Josh went off to pick Renzo up from the airport. His sessions are tonight.


Went back tonight for Renzo’s seminars.

First hour:

First, a reverse armbar off a wrestler-type trying to squeeze your head from inside your guard; he’s reached foward and wrapped one arm around your head and is squeezing for dear life. (Secret wohoo!) Use your hips to push against his hips and give you some space. Take the hand on the inside and brace it across their throat; take the other hand over their wrapped arm and grab your other wrist. Use the second hard to stabilize the first. Brace them away from you as you get your hips out to the open side; they fall in the hole, and their now-trapped arm should be propped across your shoulder. Bring your knees up, one under their near shoulder and one over. Blade of your top arm just above their elbow, and turn.

Second, a guard pass to ankle lock. A little advanced, probably, considering most of the people there hadn’t done any ground work before, but I still at least like the pass part. So you’re in your opponent’s guard, and your posture is broken down. Stay down, but get your hands on their biceps. Stay relaxed, he said, and wait until you feel them relax or breathe. Jump up on your feet and turn about 45 degrees, stepping in to them. Continue to follow that angle, walking your hands around and driving with the knee that turned in to roll them over their shoulder and on to their stomach. You end up in reverse back mount, with them flattened; you’re sitting on their hamstrings with their legs bent and their ankles in your armpits. (They’re now at 90 degrees to where they started.) Reach one arm around a leg and through to trap it, then drop your forehead to the mat. Step the opposite knee over their leg so it’s between theirs; reach the other hand up and hold the first hand. Now slowly spread your knees apart, like you’re doing a split, while slowly turning your body toward their foot.

This one was a little tricky, and we were having trouble with it. Renzo demonstrated on me for one of my partners, and it felt like an ankle lock. Paul demonstrated it on me again later, and it felt like an Achilles lock. (And both my partners kept turning it into a calf pinch.) I think it depends on the placement of the arm when you shoot it through: Renzo got my ankle locked in deeper, while Paul went a little further down on my leg. Anyway, the roll-’em-over part was fun.

Third, a can opener defense to armbar. (Yay for more wrestling defenses!) Renzo said he used this one in Pride 8 because he knew the Japanese guys like to do can openers, so he actually stuck his head up there so the guy would grab it! So, from inside your guard, the guy reaches forward, gets both of his hands behind your head, and tries to can-opener you. One arm shoots to their far bicep; forearm stays parallel to the floor, with your elbow under their ribs. As they try to pull you in, this arm braces against their chest and gives you distance. The other arm goes to the opposite side of their head to control their neck. So your arms are crossed in front of you. Now swing around to the armbar, pushing their head away with that hand and controlling the arm you’re taking with the first hand.

In this seminar, I worked in with Bob Gracie’s guys again. Technically, you’re supposed to pick a group (A or B) and then do all the seminars for A or B; you’d get to at least of everyone that way. But I stayed on Renzo’s mat for another session. One of Bob’s guys left to go to the Krav seminar with Mike Lee Kanarerk on the other side, and Perry came over from doing the previous Krav seminar. And he told me that he’d knocked a guy out in that one. The guy had for some reason tried to kick Perry in the crotch as hard as he could. Perry deflected it just enough that the kick hit his inner thigh, but still high and hard. (And if Perry said it was hard, then it was pretty hard.) So he threw a kick in response, right at the guy’s jawline and using his foot. He said if he’d really meant to knock the guy out, he would’ve used his shin… But the kick must’ve caught the fellow just right because his eyes rolled back and he stiffened and dropped backwards. And that side of the gym doesn’t have mats, so his head bounced off the concrete. Um, ouch. They had to call an ambulance and cart the guy away to the hospital.

Perry also came over bearing actual bad news: Adam’s fight is off. The guy backed out at the last minute. As of then, we have no explanation for why he backed out. And the promoters couldn’t find another fighter in time. So we won’t be going down tomorrow at all. The other guys already know. (I’ve been learning to text all weekend. I stink at it. But it’s apparently what all the kids are doing, so I’m having to learn to keep up with them.)

Renzo’s second seminar:

First, a neck crank from side control. Be sure you clear the guy’s inside arm and get your knee behind his shoulder. Next, reach around and under his head with your top arm. Slide around to about 11 o’clock and grab the reached-under hand with your other hand. Sit through toward his legs, and then step over toward mount with the far leg. Now turn your upper body toward the ceiling.

Second, an armbar from side control. Clear the arm again and stay tight. Slide your bottom knee up as if going to knee-on-belly and tuck your top leg further up under his shoulder and along his ribs. Fall back at about a 45-degree angle from his shoulder, sliding along the arm you’ve trapped and hooking around the arm with your top arm. Your knee-on-belly knee slides up to their shoulder/side of their face. The finish is a reverse armbar. When you’re doing this one for reals, you do it fast. Renzo did the first time, and made Paul wince and jump. But with partners, you take it slow so you don’t rip their arm off.

From here, if for some reason their arm turned and you can’t finish the reverse armbar, bring your top leg across their neck and pivot your hips out to the opposite side. Finish the armbar there.

Third, the choke that Nick’s been trying on me for weeks! I think it’s called the “Big Poppa” choke, but I’m not sure. Anyway, from side control again; this time the guy has his arms in pretty tight and you can’t isolate one. Reach around and under his head with your top arm. Take that same-side leg and shoot it straight backward, then turn onto that hip, being sure to turn your body with it. The turn helps get your shoulder in front of and under their chin. Now walk back to about 11 o’clock and grab the reached-under hand with your other hand. As you walk around, you should feel their face being pushed away from you; you can use your ribs to make that happen even more. You want them looking away from you. Once you’re to about 11/12 o’clock, completely relax your lower body. Hold your arms where they are, but let your body weight press in to their neck; don’t try to crank it.

And I got pictures!

Shark tank Blues May 30, 2009

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The guys did 3 rounds of a shark tank with Adam today. A fresh guy comes in every minute for five minutes; one minute break between rounds. I’d brought my gloves, but they already had five, so I watched. Then the guys paired off to roll for about an hour; I was the odd one out, so I played with Tim’s six-year-old son. Tim rolled with Big John, the wrestler, for 15-20 minutes. When they finally took a break, Tim went and got a blue belt (Adam’s old belt, I think) and came back and started whipping John. So he got promoted today. He’s worked hard and he does good.

Tonight is Tim’s 40th birthday party. We went out to lunch anyway at the Italian buffet.

Training Camp May 16, 2009

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No official class today because of Tech’s graduation. Instead, we met a little earlier and the guys sparred with Adam. I video-taped so they could watch it later. Afterward, I rolled for about 15 minutes with Buddy. He’d missed class on Thursday and had missed getting to roll. Defending triangles (badly, though — just delayed the inevitable for a little while), defending under side control, defending under mount, defending armbars (well, actually; got away from both). Moving the whole time, too. Afterward, he said that I’d been defending the armbars and triangles well and that my hips had been moving good. Yay, hips!

Six days of jiu-jitsu March 25, 2009

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It’s official — tomorrow night, MMA becomes nogi BJJ again. That means six days of jiu-jitsu every week now. I don’t think I can make myself sit out much longer. (Last night was a hair appt., else I’d've probably gone then, too.) There’s a mat, and it’s open, and there’s jiu-jitsu to be done. I can’t resist…


The weather turned, and it’s cold and rainy again. Had to resort to my sweatshirt during warmups. Brr! Good in the warmup, actually. Two trips on squat jumps even. And everyone didn’t skip the same drill, so I wasn’t ever out there alone. A few more drills. Then partnered up to roll. Flow rolls, Tim said. Flow.

… … Maybe we should just have a class where we explain the concept.

First roll with a spazzy guy. Just trying to keep calm and move. Got slammed around a lot, and that’s with him actually doing a lot better than normal. Probably helped that I was his first roll. Tried to just think about shrimping out, moving my hips, maybe look for a sweep. A few guard recoveries, though no sweeps from there (he’d just pry my legs apart and pass).

Then got stuck with the brand-new guy. It’s been worse, though. He was strong and pushy, but left lots of space, so I could at least move a little. Couldn’t hold guard again, though; pried apart and passed. I think there are some guys whose warmup weight at the gym is me.

Drilling was a kneebar! From half-guard. (Only the second lower-body submission we’ve worked since I’ve been there. And it probably means I’ll have to be very careful around the spazzy white belts for a while, since they’ll now think they can throw kneebars at will.) … … Trying to think of how to explain it, and I really can’t. But here goes anyway: you shrimp out, then bring the top knee back in high toward their hips. Same side hand goes up to cup behind their shoulder. Your knee and hand move toward their head and move them in that same direction. As they go over, you switch your hips and their legs falls right across your chest, their foot by your head. Make sure your hips are below their knee and finish. If you switch out right, they fall right in to it; if you don’t, it’s just a big tangled mess.

Had to work with one of the guys I try to avoid. He was trying to tell me how to do it, which I knew was wrong, but he was moving me around where he wanted me to be — and then right as I tried the sweep his way, Tim looked over and fussed at me for not paying attention earlier and for doing it wrong. Grrr. And this guy started out sinking them in really fast; I had to tell him to go slow, which, thankfully, he did.

Then same partners for armbar from mount, with the partner pushing straight up. He’s never really done them before, so I went first. Then between Tim and me, we showed him how to do it. I let him drill it the rest of the time.

Then rolling with the same partner. (Couldn’t get away from this guy!) Although, to his credit, he was trying very hard to use technique and do everything slowly enough that he could do it right. I rolled at his speed, which was fine with me; actually could work a few passes. Got to mount a few times and let him practice working out. He said afterward that his first instinct was to push straight up (and I was actually watching for that), but after those armbar drills he knew it was the wrong thing to do and he knew I’d go for his arm. So he worked knee-elbow successfully a few times, and also found several ways to give up his back. When I got to mount once, he tried to just hug me down and figure-4 his arms, only that opened his shoulder, isolated his arms, and raised his elbows; I was actually able to slip up and finish the armbar. Only thing I took the whole round, though, and showed him afterward how I’d been able to get that.

Next with one of the blue belts, and he’s usually good to roll with. Tonight, though, not so much. Got jerked all over and outmuscled for every submission. We’d restart on our knees, and he’d promptly jerk my face down to the mat. Lovely. Tapped early, tapped often. Felt as if I should have known how to get away, and started on the frustration kick again but caught it and just resigned myself to being outmuscled no matter how great my defense was. Again, some guys’ warm-up weight is me. And sometimes they need someone they can beat up on.

Last with the first guy I’d rolled with, only now he’d gotten a few non-flow rolls in and was back to being largely spazzy. Did have some passes, mostly after he kneed me square in the face, causing my head to snap back; he noticed and apologized profusely, and then I think he was trying harder not to be so spazzy. We rolled off the mat once with me in top side control; usually we always just restart from knees instead of finding the exact position — easier all around, takes less time, and no one’s abused it yet — but he actually asked if we could restart as we finished so he could work out of side control. Did get to side control a few times, mount once off a pendulum sweep, and even knee-on-belly once, though at that he just grabbed on and tossed me several feet to the other side. Their warmup = me. Grand.

Hips a little slow all around, not switching or moving as much as I wanted to. I think I was falling in to the “It doesn’t matter what I do, they’re just going to steamroll me” poor little me mentality, which I don’t want to do. I just feel so stuck sometimes; nothing seems to work, which should mean first that I look to my technique, but instead I focus on them holding me down. C’mon, silly girl, I thought you said your mental jiu-jitsu was doing good…


Now that I actually have a job, the companies I sent my resume to want to interview me. Pfft. Little late, ya’ll.

And I do still like my job. I do have to remember to write down a basic algorithm for how I’m going to attack a document, test plan, use case, whatever, mostly so I don’t go off and make something that isn’t quite right. But that’s just bringing back my computer science classes (I tried to triple major with CS, but the department was overfull at the time and they weren’t letting anyone else in). It’s a lot of thinking, some planning, and a lot of writing. I’m doing as much actual writing here as I did when my title was Technical Writer. Only now I’m in more control of what I’m writing. And one of my supervisors has already told me that I’m picking it all up quickly and that he’s glad they hired me. Yay!